>>> THE GREAT FISH CONTEST OF 2026 <<<

bp +0 DAYS PROLE DELISTED (63 DAYS) DIVVY DELISTED (9 DAYS) LAIR TRACK RECORD: 0-2 | COMBINED HOLD: ~72 DAYS VP DECLARED WINNER ANALYSTS FISH KILLS: 2
bp SURVIVAL METRICS ● LIVE
0
DAYS ALIVE
0
HOURS
+0
VS DIVVY RECORD
0
BASIS POINTS OF YEAR
0%
OF YEAR SURVIVED
IN MEMORIAM THE LAIR'S 2ND ATTEMPT 
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  |  RIP  |
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PROLETARIAT

"Prole"
JAN 24 - MAR 28, 2026
LIFESPAN: 63 DAYS
"Swim bladder disease.
The Chick-fil-A bag could not save him."
Cause: overfeeding (meme-informed diet)
Remediation: fasting, pea laxative, Chick-fil-A bag
View Memorial Site →
IN MEMORIAM THE LAIR'S 1ST ATTEMPT 
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  |  RIP  |
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DIVIDEND RECAP

"Divvy"
SEP 5 - SEP 14, 2025
LIFESPAN: 9 DAYS
"Gone but not forgotten.
A lesson in due diligence."
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CONTEST STATUS PENDING
LOADING...
  • PARTICIPANTS: VP (bp) vs The Lair (Proletariat)
  • START DATE: January 26, 2026
  • LOSS CONDITION: First fish to die loses
  • LAIR ADVANTAGE: If both survive to 2027, The Lair wins
  • RESULT: VP WINS — Prole delisted Mar 28, 2026
  • LAIR STATUS: Proletariat delisted Mar 28, 2026
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