>>> THE GREAT FISH CONTEST OF 2026 <<<

bp +0 DAYS PROLE NEW LISTING DIVVY DELISTED (9 DAYS) LAIR POSITION: UNDERWATER VP OUTLOOK: BULLISH ANALYSTS TRACK RECORD: POOR
bp SURVIVAL METRICS ● LIVE
0
DAYS ALIVE
0
HOURS
+0
VS DIVVY RECORD
0
BASIS POINTS OF YEAR
0%
OF YEAR SURVIVED
THE COMPETITION ACTIVE 
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    /   O      O   \
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     [SHORT FINS]

PROLETARIAT

"Prole"
0
DAYS ALIVE
  • OWNER: The Lair
  • BREED: Short-finned (inferior)
  • ACQUIRED: January 2026
  • APPEARANCE: Far less regal than bp
  • OUTLOOK: Bearish
IN MEMORIAM THE LAIR'S FIRST ATTEMPT 
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  |  RIP  |
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DIVIDEND RECAP

"Divvy"
SEP 5 - SEP 14, 2025
LIFESPAN: 9 DAYS
"Gone but not forgotten.
A lesson in due diligence."
View Memorial Site →
CONTEST STATUS PENDING
LOADING...
  • PARTICIPANTS: VP (bp) vs The Lair (Proletariat)
  • START DATE: January 26, 2026
  • LOSS CONDITION: First fish to die loses
  • LAIR ADVANTAGE: If both survive to 2027, The Lair wins
  • LAIR STATUS: Fish acquired (Proletariat)
MARKET COMMENTARY AUTO-GENERATED ANALYSIS